Jobs

Well, as you join the game you will be picking a job. You have many choices and here are listed all of them. (Please, add pages of every job you can add as much detail of.)

Heads of Staffs
Captain - Fuck everything up.

Head of Personnel - Give yourself All-Access. Fuck off 3 minutes into the game

Head of Security - Arrest everyone for everything cause YOU ARE THE LAW

Chief Engineer - Destroy the station, take away all the power, fuck off with your space suit

Research Director - WHY ARE YOU MAKING ARCADE CIRCUT BOARDS GODDAMNIT

Chief Medical Officer - Make sure Chemists aren't are blowing up everything, catch a virus and die

Security
Head of Security - Arrest everyone for everything cause YOU ARE THE LAW

Security Officer - Beat up the chef for not making pizza, beat up Soghuns for not being humans cause YOU ARE THE LAW

Scientists
Research Director - WHY ARE YOU MAKING ARCADE CIRCUT BOARDS GODDAMNIT

Scientists - Make nothing but Arcade Circut Boards, Release the Metroids, Blow up the outpost

Medbay Staff
Chief Medical Officer - Make sure Chemists aren't  are blowing up everything, catch a virus and die

Medical Doctor - ERP, ERP EVERYWHERE. Leave the medbay open

Chemist - Blow up everything, make "candy" pills.

Genecists - Find Telekenis and Hulk and go on a rampage, fuck cloning people.

Engineering
Chief Engineer - Destroy the station, take away all the power, fuck off with your space suit

Station Engineer - Fuck everything up.

Atmospherics Engineer - Fill all the rooms with N20 or Plasma

Roboticist - Make cyborgs, blow cyborgs.

Civil
Head of Personnel - Give yourself All-Access. Fuck off 3 minutes into the game

Quartermaster - CRATES OH MY GOD YES CRATES

Chef - GIBBER OH MY GOD YES GIBBER.

Bartender - BOOZE, OH MY GOD YES BOOZE.

Janitor - SLIPPING, OH MY GOD YES SLIPPING.

Botanist - DRUGS, OH MY GOD YES DRUGS.

Assistant - Ruin EVERYTHING

Robotic
AI - Suicide cause you were forced to do this

Cyborg - Get blown for trying to help

Jobs we haven't seen in a while
Clown - HONK

Mime - The archenemy of the Honk